February 20th, 2012 at 3:39PM
subwaydouchery: SUBWAY DOUCHERY : And the award goes to… … THIS GUY!!! How’d he get that Lazy Boy on the subway you ask? Well, I got a question for you, Inquisitive Ian! When did you learn not to mind your own damn BUSINESS?!? There are some people in the world of Subway Douchery that transcend douchiness into another realm. A realm where they seem to own the ridiculousness of their behavior so thoroughly that they are no longer douches… THEY ARE INSPIRATIONS! And the gentleman in the Kangol hat pictured above is no exception. His body language really says it all. The low seat slunk shows us that he is totally comfortable with the stares he’s getting from fellow passengers. “HATERS GONNA HATE!”, is something he might even say. He also has the facial expression and hand gesture of someone that made the final penetrating yet undeniable point in a heated argument. And real talk: If you can get a Lazy Boy from point A to point B in New York City without the benefit of some kind of automobile, although I can’t imagine the general inconvenience to other passengers, you deserve some kind of award.  *** This instant classic was sent in by my man, Rick! Side note: I find the name “Rick” to be of the most intimidating. Keep on Douchin’ *** I actually seen this once lol

subwaydouchery:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : And the award goes to…

… THIS GUY!!! How’d he get that Lazy Boy on the subway you ask? Well, I got a question for you, Inquisitive Ian! When did you learn not to mind your own damn BUSINESS?!? There are some people in the world of Subway Douchery that transcend douchiness into another realm. A realm where they seem to own the ridiculousness of their behavior so thoroughly that they are no longer douches… THEY ARE INSPIRATIONS! And the gentleman in the Kangol hat pictured above is no exception.

His body language really says it all. The low seat slunk shows us that he is totally comfortable with the stares he’s getting from fellow passengers. “HATERS GONNA HATE!”, is something he might even say. He also has the facial expression and hand gesture of someone that made the final penetrating yet undeniable point in a heated argument. And real talk: If you can get a Lazy Boy from point A to point B in New York City without the benefit of some kind of automobile, although I can’t imagine the general inconvenience to other passengers, you deserve some kind of award. 

*** This instant classic was sent in by my man, Rick! Side note: I find the name “Rick” to be of the most intimidating. Keep on Douchin’ ***

I actually seen this once lol

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    serving couch potato realness here tbh.
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    actually seen this once lol
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